Goddidjig Nadraggam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish fox.

Goddidjig Nadraggam created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Goddidjig Nadraggam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Goddidjig Nadraggam, it will throw large rocks at you.

Goddidjig Nadraggam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Goddidjig Nadraggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Goddidjig Nadraggam.

5. Do not shave your chest.