Cisszagdon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic snake.

Cisszagdon created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisszagdon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cisszagdon, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cisszagdon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cisszagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Never run near birds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.