Cuthatsak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless camel.

Cuthatsak created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cuthatsak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cuthatsak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cuthatsak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cuthatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.