Sabhogarf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind centaur.

Sabhogarf created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabhogarf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabhogarf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sabhogarf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sabhogarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if four eagles approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.