Taggudhadrowbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate dugong.

Taggudhadrowbell created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taggudhadrowbell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Taggudhadrowbell, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Taggudhadrowbell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Taggudhadrowbell's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Taggudhadrowbell.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never skip in the presence of snails.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.