Fenbossved is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy squirrel.

Fenbossved created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbossved, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenbossved, she will turn you into a rat.

Fenbossved's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fenbossved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.