Dingomsad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking ant.

Dingomsad created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingomsad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dingomsad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dingomsad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dingomsad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Dingomsad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.