Parkcut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent snake.

Parkcut created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkcut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Parkcut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Parkcut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Parkcut's Holy Commandments

1. Parkcut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never hurt whales.