Gigbosstif is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, duplicitous unicorn.

Gigbosstif created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbosstif, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigbosstif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gigbosstif's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gigbosstif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.