Bedyarpigrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful ferret.

Bedyarpigrip created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyarpigrip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bedyarpigrip, he will turn you into a worm.

Bedyarpigrip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bedyarpigrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Bedyarpigrip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.