Fut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent fish.

Fut created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.