Zigvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm jellyfish.

Zigvonk created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Zigvonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigvonk, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zigvonk's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to music.