Yakgof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented fairy.

Yakgof created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakgof, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yakgof, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yakgof's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yakgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.