Rakcetfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating warg.

Rakcetfarn created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rakcetfarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakcetfarn, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rakcetfarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rakcetfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Rakcetfarn on top of important buildings.