Tifdapwit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving fox.

Tifdapwit created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifdapwit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tifdapwit, he will manifest in front of you.

Tifdapwit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tifdapwit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Run away if four dolphins approach from the north.