Busvadvab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic dove.

Busvadvab created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busvadvab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Busvadvab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Busvadvab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Busvadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not shave your back.