Ranfudlat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage pig.

Ranfudlat created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Ranfudlat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranfudlat, he will laugh at you.

Ranfudlat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ranfudlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Ranfudlat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.