Dobzodyak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental wren.

Dobzodyak created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Dobzodyak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobzodyak, it will ignore you.

Dobzodyak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dobzodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.