Fonvignurponhudpadsid is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful
wyvern.
Fonvignurponhudpadsid created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fonvignurponhudpadsid, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fonvignurponhudpadsid, it will turn you into a sheep.
Fonvignurponhudpadsid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Fonvignurponhudpadsid's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine manatees approach from the west.
2. Never jump in holy places.
3. Never paint your legs indigo.
4. Never laugh in the presence of whales.
5. Never think about gravity.