Fonvignurponhudpadsid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful wyvern.

Fonvignurponhudpadsid created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonvignurponhudpadsid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonvignurponhudpadsid, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fonvignurponhudpadsid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fonvignurponhudpadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine manatees approach from the west.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never paint your legs indigo.

4. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

5. Never think about gravity.