Febhapraw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident lizard.

Febhapraw created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Febhapraw, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febhapraw, she will destroy your favourite star.

Febhapraw's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Febhapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never paint your back black.