Somjaplist is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane human.

Somjaplist created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somjaplist, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Somjaplist, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Somjaplist's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Somjaplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.