Pigdisssiggid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful donkey.

Pigdisssiggid created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdisssiggid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigdisssiggid, he will be very unhappy.

Pigdisssiggid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pigdisssiggid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigdisssiggid.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always pray immersed in water.