Flagpopgab Tagpigced Wotsabjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring chicken.

Flagpopgab Tagpigced Wotsabjin created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpopgab Tagpigced Wotsabjin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flagpopgab Tagpigced Wotsabjin, he will not care at all.

Flagpopgab Tagpigced Wotsabjin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flagpopgab Tagpigced Wotsabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.