Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, impressive bee.

Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb, he will ignore you.

Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivtabbomqueeg Nutsitlarpyatlamceb.

4. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing fawn shoes.

5. Do not stand on grass.