Spagxuckfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring faun.

Spagxuckfob created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagxuckfob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Spagxuckfob, she will turn you into a dog.

Spagxuckfob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Spagxuckfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Spagxuckfob.