Ton is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate walrus.

Ton created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ton, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ton, she will turn you into a snail.

Ton's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ton's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never laugh near mice.

3. Hide if three birds approach from the east.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.