Pinlarppitlenpig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful wombat.

Pinlarppitlenpig created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlarppitlenpig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pinlarppitlenpig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pinlarppitlenpig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pinlarppitlenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the west.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Worship no other gods but Pinlarppitlenpig.

5. Never go into white rooms.