Cibjopbandanyattyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty goat.

Cibjopbandanyattyarp created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibjopbandanyattyarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibjopbandanyattyarp, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cibjopbandanyattyarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cibjopbandanyattyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never laugh near snakes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibjopbandanyattyarp.

4. Do not take Cibjopbandanyattyarp's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.