Cepragdum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating skunk.

Cepragdum created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepragdum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepragdum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cepragdum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cepragdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to whales while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your back red.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.