Bonrutdadrut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust eagle.

Bonrutdadrut created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonrutdadrut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonrutdadrut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bonrutdadrut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bonrutdadrut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bonrutdadrut.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sit near horses.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.