Tadbemgut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent walrus.

Tadbemgut created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Tadbemgut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadbemgut, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tadbemgut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tadbemgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing green kilts.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.