Sagarmjinmut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured hamster.

Sagarmjinmut created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Sagarmjinmut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sagarmjinmut, she will be very sad.

Sagarmjinmut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sagarmjinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near monkeys.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.