Barncenwotpittinbodlist is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering frog.

Barncenwotpittinbodlist created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barncenwotpittinbodlist, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Barncenwotpittinbodlist, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Barncenwotpittinbodlist's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Barncenwotpittinbodlist's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never think about stars.