Buspitgig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent mink.

Buspitgig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buspitgig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Buspitgig, he will be very sad.

Buspitgig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Buspitgig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta great tits for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.