Tadfudlarnyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, two-faced lizard.

Tadfudlarnyarl created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfudlarnyarl, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tadfudlarnyarl, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tadfudlarnyarl's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tadfudlarnyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadfudlarnyarl.

4. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

5. You must never eat oranges.