Cedgeddutboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered raccoon.

Cedgeddutboss created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedgeddutboss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedgeddutboss, he will turn you into a tree.

Cedgeddutboss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cedgeddutboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must pray to Cedgeddutboss five times a day.

4. Cedgeddutboss loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.