Gamyarpjam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain finch.

Gamyarpjam created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamyarpjam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gamyarpjam, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gamyarpjam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gamyarpjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near frogs.

2. You must pray to Gamyarpjam six times a day.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about eagles.