Xinflagapp Cittikomin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome zebra.

Xinflagapp Cittikomin created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinflagapp Cittikomin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xinflagapp Cittikomin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xinflagapp Cittikomin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Xinflagapp Cittikomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never look at asteroids.