Gidnurtbed Watrawfag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic walrus.

Gidnurtbed Watrawfag created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidnurtbed Watrawfag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gidnurtbed Watrawfag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gidnurtbed Watrawfag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gidnurtbed Watrawfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.