Jadfatciss Vagmadpark is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart dove.

Jadfatciss Vagmadpark created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Jadfatciss Vagmadpark, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jadfatciss Vagmadpark, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jadfatciss Vagmadpark's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jadfatciss Vagmadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.