Rowyarllab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tiresome jellyfish.

Rowyarllab created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowyarllab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rowyarllab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rowyarllab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rowyarllab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near turtles.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.