Nurl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless cow.

Nurl created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurl, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nurl's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear white rings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.