Listvongup is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, duplicitous eagle.

Listvongup created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Listvongup, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Listvongup, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Listvongup's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Listvongup's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your head orange.

5. Do not listen to music.