Lagditdap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome horse.

Lagditdap created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagditdap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lagditdap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lagditdap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lagditdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not commit murder.