Tonkgebtagbagdagwaplamhap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak bee.

Tonkgebtagbagdagwaplamhap created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgebtagbagdagwaplamhap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonkgebtagbagdagwaplamhap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tonkgebtagbagdagwaplamhap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tonkgebtagbagdagwaplamhap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pour water over plants.