Rutvabcib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient shrew.

Rutvabcib created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rutvabcib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rutvabcib, it will curse you with boils.

Rutvabcib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rutvabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.