Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate dolphin.

Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss, he will think nothing of it.

Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Lagdonsawfasrullcatfigpid Vabsinfoss on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear indigo dresses.