Vinxuckflatleglitjin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish horse.

Vinxuckflatleglitjin created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinxuckflatleglitjin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinxuckflatleglitjin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinxuckflatleglitjin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vinxuckflatleglitjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Vinxuckflatleglitjin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.