Tundussdoggubpakbess is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable shrew.

Tundussdoggubpakbess created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tundussdoggubpakbess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tundussdoggubpakbess, she will be very sad.

Tundussdoggubpakbess' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tundussdoggubpakbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Tundussdoggubpakbess loves otters, so they must be honoured.