Pakbutjad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish pig.

Pakbutjad created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbutjad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pakbutjad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pakbutjad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pakbutjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.